Over the last couple of years, road trips have become significantly popular among those looking to expand their sexual horizons without the need to visit crowded airports, bus terminals, and train stations. Naturally, that gives rise to a renewed interest in roadside sex, car sex, and all types of other automotive action. So let’s take a closer look at the art of getting busy between the bumpers!
Play Safe by Going Off-Road
Sex in the fast lane may sound exciting, but it can also be dangerous. Playing on a private road, pulling over, or finding a romantic parking area at a scenic stop is a much safer move.
Find the Right Soundtrack
You have got a stereo to work with, so don’t just leave the radio on and listen to commercials while she goes down on you. Instead, find the perfect playlist on your phone and use it to enhance the eroticism of the moment.
Stretching Matters
If you are in a roomy recreational vehicle, road sex can be a lot like quality time in a full-size bedroom, but if you are trying to get busy in the backseat of a Camry, you may end up in some uncomfortable positions. No one wants to cramp up at the moment of glory or walk sore after your interlude is complete. Take a few minutes to stretch out your body before getting in the car, just in case things get frisky.
My Vehicle or Yours?
Give some thought to which vehicle you want to take on your next trip. Climbing across bucket seats and straddling the stick shift might seem exotic the first few times, but if your partner has a big vehicle with more room, you should consider which vehicle is best for your adventures. Sure, a larger vehicle gets worse gas mileage, but that’s a small price to pay for having access to all your favorite positions without having to hang your head out the window to make room so he can get behind you.
The Best and Worst Vehicles for Sex on the Open Road
Minivan
Since the earliest days of the VW Love Bus and throughout the hippie era of the 1960s, it has been patently obvious that the second-best vehicle for sex is a minivan. Sure, there are plenty of car enthusiasts who will frown at you for driving a minivan, but countless soccer moms have been letting their lovers score in the back of their vans rather than standing on a cold sideline in the rain for years. A few pillows and an air freshener are about all you’ll ever need to turn this bedroom on wheels into the kind of sex coach you have been dreaming about since you first saw Cinderella’s pumpkin.
Motorcycle
On the opposite end of the spectrum, you’ll get plenty of fist bumps from other bikers if you take your date out on your motorcycle, but aside from a complete lack of privacy, there’s no way to get road head on a bike safely. Worse, you’re left with just a small seat to stretch on if you pull over somewhere secluded to have sex. Even a car hood provides more room to get comfortable than a bike ever will.
Tesla
It’s a luxury car with a price tag to match, but they’re coming down in price relatively quickly with all kinds of tax incentives and the warm feeling that your ride is helping the environment. What makes them appealing for car sex (even though the driver’s manual tells you not to) is their ability to drive themselves.
Limousine
If you really want to have sex in a moving vehicle, the best and safest way to do it is in the back of a Limousine. With a chauffeur at the wheel and plenty of room in the back, you and your lover can turn up the music, have a drink, and get into
Tips for Safer and More Enjoyable Automotive Action
1. Pull Over Safely: When you are ready to get busy in your vehicle, make sure you find a safe place to pull over. This could be a rest stop, a scenic overlook, or a quiet side road. Just make sure you aren’t creating a traffic hazard or risking getting caught by law enforcement.
2. Be Discreet: Remember, not everyone wants to see you getting it on in your car. Keep the windows fogged up or use a sunshade to block the view from outside. Avoid making loud noises that could attract attention.
3. Keep Your Seatbelt On: Even when things start to heat up, it’s important to keep your seatbelt on for safety. You don’t want to risk getting into an accident and getting injured or worse.
4. Use Protection: Just like with any sexual encounter, it’s important to use protection to prevent unwanted pregnancies and the spread of sexually transmitted infections.
5. Have Fun: Lastly, remember that getting busy in your car should be a fun and exciting experience. Don’t take it too seriously and enjoy the ride.
Overall, while getting intimate in a car can be thrilling, it’s important to take the necessary precautions to ensure that you and your partner are safe and comfortable. Happy travels!